This one I sent to my friend Sheila when my little Westie Fergie
cocked his leg up in her house where she had a bar in the corner,
built from red brick and oak, I think he was after her bitch Mitzi,
so this is what I sent in fun
I MUST APOLOGISE FOR WHAT MY DOGGIES DONE,
By Sheila Betts.
IT REALLY WAS EMBARRASSING, AND TRULY NOT MUCH FUN,
TO SEE HIM COCK HIS LITTLE LEG UPON YOUR WALL OF BRICK,
I DO ASSURE YOIU TRUTHFULLY, IT IS NOT HIS PARTY TRICK.
HE MUST HAVE GOT EXCITED AT THE THOUGHTS OF DEAR OLD MITZI,
BUT IF HE TRIES TO SHOW ME UP AGAIN, I'LL AMPUTATE HIS WICKSEY,
PERHAPS CASTRATION IS THE ANSWER, DOWN AT THE LOCAL VET,
MIND YOU THAT WOULD BE CRUEL, COS!, HE HASN;T HAD SEX YET,
HE ISN'T REALLY LUSTFUL, JUST A LITTLE OVER ZEALOUS,
LEAVING SCENTS IN MITZIS PARLOUR, JUST TO MAKE HER JEALOUS,
I THINK ,PERHAPS I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE KENNELS UP THE LANE,
LET HIM BONK HIMSELF SO SILLY,. HE WON'T THINK OF SEX AGAIN,
SO! ONCE AGAIN I WILL APOLOGISE, FOR FERGIES UNEXPECTED PEE,
HOPE YOU STILL THINK KINDLY OF US,
LOTS OF LOVE,
YOUR GOOD FRIEND SHE....................