ONE MINUTE EX CERCISE


DUNT GET MI UP TODAY LUV,
AL EV UN HOUR IN BED,
AVE A COTTON WOOL LININ' INSIDE MI' MARTH,
UN A J.C.B. TRAPPED IN MI' HEAD.

SIXTEEN LAGERS AGO ARE WAS HUMAN,
BUT THE ALCOHOLS PUDDLED MI' BRAIN,
OH! WHY DO ARE PUNISH MI' BODY THIS WAY,
EVERY TIME ARE SAY NIVVER AGAIN.

SHUT THAT CRACK LUV IN'T CURTAINS , IT'S BLINDING,
TEK THAT TICKIN' CLOCK ARTTA MI' WAY,
JUST BRING MI' A STRONG CUP A COFFEE,
UN DON'T LET THEM KIDS UP TO PLAY.

TONIGHT AL STOP IN UN WATCH TELE,
UTT LEEAST THATS WHAT AM THINKING SO FAR,
BUT CUM SEVEN AL BI' WAITIN' FOR'T LANDLORD,
TO PUT MI' FIRST LAGER ON'T BAR.......

By Sheila Betts.


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